minimum wage

A way for the upper class to keep people poor enough that they won't fulfill their dreams, while still giving them enough money to stay alive long enough to continue the cycle. There are ways to escape the purgatory that a minimum wage job entails, but most wage-slaves are too disillusioned by their meager station in life to take any serious action to improve it. The constant stream of bourgouise propaganda has convinced those on the rusty lower rung of the economic ladder that they don't deserve it anyway.

I started my new job last week, and my manager decided to fuck me in the ass while I washed the dishes, just to assert his dominance over me.
Oh, you must be working minimum wage. Don't worry, your manager takes oxies and jerks off to the music video for G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga to fall asleep at night because he's been working there for half his life and only makes 50 cents more than you per hour.
I guess that's just what's in the cards for me because I am a nobody and I deserve nothing. I have made friends with my depression, and have irredeemably ruined my body, my future and my interpersonal relationships because I lack a fear of death. By the way, if you come in during my shift I'll give you my 50% discount. Golly-gee I love working minimum wage.

by Hankuranium November 4, 2019

Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003

minimus

Acting like a "minimus" is code for asking either personal or irritating questions to other posters on a DB while seldom ever giving your own opinion or personal information.

A Minimus question: "Would YOU Ever Have Sex With Your Best Friend's Girlfriend?"......The DB response might be, "YOU tell us first and stop asking "Minimus" questions!"

by Minimus#1 April 18, 2006

minimilk

A penis the size of a minimilk (small), (n.b. The small penis does not have to taste of vanilla, strawberry or chocolate)

His girlfriend says he has a minimilk! XD

by FoxMan August 29, 2005

Iraqi Information Minister

Blatantly lying while evidence is present to contradict what you're saying.

IIM: The infidels will die here, they're on their last legs!

*cameras show US and British troops rolling freely throughout the country*

by Irie April 10, 2003

Minisink

n.) Name for a large place where many people converge of all sorts. Commonly used as a name for a terrible school. Also can be a place of intense social interacting. Also can be used as a name for a GREAT school!

n.) A place where many dreams are crushed

"Tim and I went to the nearest Minisink and we saw all the latest in the future of revealing clothing."

by Mr. Sun February 25, 2009

Dirty Minister

A church minister who enjoys engaging in messy assplay with dirty altar boys. They ususally like them ages 13-17. The boys are usually willing participants and enjoy exchanging cock plunging with the priest who rams them like cattle.

Also the act of sticking one's finger in one's ass and making a cross on the forehead of a sexual partner.

Me and the Dirty Minister rammed each other good last evening. Right in the back of the church. He bangs me rough.

I pulled a Dirty Minister on Debbie last week. I think it was on Ass Wednesday.

by Paul Ba. October 18, 2006