MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.

Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.

by Zee November 4, 2004

microphone

can be used as a dildo in hard times

Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.

by Greg April 5, 2003

microphone

to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.

Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about

Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?

by locomurph June 8, 2010

MicroPenis

One who has a small or, Micro Penis.

Often used to confuse others and let them think about it

Jaden Montez gotta small ass micropenis.

by Scythesweep March 10, 2016

Aggressive micropenis energy

Aggressive small dick energy, with added malicious/evil intent.

"He has aggressive micropenis energy."
"Huh?"
"He like, rapes you with his micropenis."

by NobleCunts July 11, 2018

Micropinga

Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.

Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??

by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009

micropenis

Onilink9000's penis

Oni has a small one

by Webster July 4, 2003