Mechanical Digger

A slang term for a nigger.

That is one black mechanical digger.

by dirty cunt January 5, 2008

peeing mechanics

A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.

When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.

by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014

Pulling a Meghan McCain

Indicating ignorance on a subject to be somehow legitimate because "I wasn't born yet."

As when confronted by Paul Begala, on HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher, with the fact that Ronald Reagan blamed his problems on Jimmy Carter for many years, Meghan McCain responded, "I wasn't born yet, so I wouldn't know."

To which Begala replied, "I wasn't born during the French Revolution but I know about it!"

I asked my friend Daniel, "Who's bigger, Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley?"

Daniel: "Who's Elvis Presley?"

Me: "The King of Rock and Roll? Hello? '50s, 60s, 70s?"

Daniel: "How should I know? I wasn't even born then!"

Me: "Dude. Are you seriously pulling a Meghan McCain?"

by TheRealZamboni July 13, 2009

mashang

same as koskhol but less vulgar. it could be used for friends and family without a fist fight

-are you going to stop your mashang bazi (acting like a fool)
-it's not his fault he's a bit mashang

by koskhol December 31, 2005

Mechanist

Adjective; One who adheres to the doctrine of Mechanism (Universal or Anthropic - Anthropic being Mechanism applied to human beings), a philosophical theory that defines nature as operating on rules of physicality (mechanics) which can be explained by the fields of physics, chemistry and mathematics.

Attempting to understand the workings of nature by way of molecular kinetics and the research of the forces driving those motions: electric, magnetic, thermodynamic or otherwise.

In pop-culture: Gregory House of House M.D. expresses Mechanist viewpoints.

by the Mechanist August 11, 2009

Mechanic’s Bidet

When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.

Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!

by kage1330 February 5, 2021

Meshabadawuw

A meshabadawuwu is what you call a mother that eats vast amounts of pigeon cum.

Shut up megatron your mother was a meshabadawuwu.

by I love you so much megatron March 26, 2021