merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins August 22, 2005

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

Merrell

She is kind, sweet, outgoing, and perfect. She is always positive and has a rocking bod. She always puts her friends first and never gets angry, every one is jealous of how talented and beautiful she is. Similar is perfection

Bobby: "Have you heard of that girl Merrell"
Jake: "yeah, she is totally awesome! She's like the most popular girl at our school"

by Pleasestoptalkingtome April 29, 2016

Mercelyn

A cool nerd with a love for shorts and sports. She yearns for freedom and speaks unknown languages weirdly. A bit hot tempered and unreasonable. Very messy

Boy :" What happened to this room? "
Girl :" Mercelyn happened to this room "

by Oopsiedaisybucklemyshoe May 2, 2018

Merkalized

when someone severly beats you at somthing and leaves you like waste

KAIZA: That waste cadet got completely merkalized in that beef init blud

NEAR: Yer u noe that blud he got merkkkked

by KAIZA December 22, 2005

meckel

an awesome person all around and good at everything they do

you are defineatly a meckel

by jorge jones February 13, 2008

Chelsea Merrells

A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.

Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.

Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!

Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!

by Zenci May 1, 2022