Maximum burrito capacity

When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas

Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster

by DatBoiKremit February 5, 2019

chin maximum

The opposite of a chin zero. A person with a massive chin. No cheek bones visible at all, just a big lump of fat where a cheek would be on a normal person.

"That person almost looks like a turkey with all that extra amount of fat on the cheeks, a proper chin maximum!"

by Little Gizmo May 26, 2009

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

a phrase that's used during sexual intercourse in a muscle/race car , often during climax .

guy#1 ; dude , how was Brittney last night ?

guy#2 ; great , we were practically singing , maximum overdrive

by Moodeser August 9, 2016

maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

Maximum Ride

A fictional story book with no literary value whatsoever and complex plot that makes no sense. Set in first-person by the main character who is the zealous, bothersome, irritating Max, the book is a stain of the English language.

You’ll like it if you like the sentence “I’ll kick their stupid butts” repeatedly.

"Ok, I'm not the best cook in the world. Though I can still kick your butt so don't you forget it." - Maximum Ride.

by AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY October 22, 2009

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

maximum exposure

A really shitty reality show.

"Hey wanna watch Max X with us?"
"No,I'm gonna have my teeth drilled on instead."

by 0niTTRay March 11, 2004