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Matt Chan

Sexy beyond sexy. A person who's sexiness surpasses many.
OMG. Did you see that guy? He was so Matt Chan
by noobslayer1337 April 17, 2011
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Matt riley

A gay boii who likes to say the n word and expel kids for no reason
Guy 1: Is there anyone more evil than Hitler?

Guy 2: Matt riley
by SealioLol February 20, 2019
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Matty Fish

Matty is the biggest simp around. He likes this girl, but he is too big of a simp to date her.
Stop acting like Matty Fish and saying you "don't have the funds" to date her.
by pixelsundae February 9, 2020
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The Matty John

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.
I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.
by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022
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Matty healy

Lead singer of 'the 1975'. Not a guy quite like him. Hot as hell. High as hell. Likes girls well... like hell. Also has a way with words that'll make you hooked to him the minute he opens his mouth. Warning Matty Healy cannot skateboard.
"I think I'm in love with Matty Healy. His accent is so hot. And oh my he speaks some fluent metaphoric language that I now adore!"
by Shonkeredbish April 23, 2017
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Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)

A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
by Atomicmonkey2 December 12, 2010
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ugly matt damon

it was so heartbreaking when ugly matt damon killed that kid in Breaking Bad
by andrewisawesome May 2, 2018
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