Matt

A total douche bag who rejected my best friend and deserves to step on a field of Legos

oh damn she crying, must've been Matt

by mattsadick69 December 23, 2013

Matt

An extremely salty guy. He doesn't let his memes be dreams. Born from the sea he posses powers of extreme anger and saltiness. If someone crosses him, expect a face of thunder and somewhere in the world, a wall is punched. Don't let walls fall to this terrible fate.... don't enrage the salt God.

Friend: I forgot to pay matt.

Friend 2: goodbye my friend...

by Dontletyourmemesbedreams January 19, 2017

matt

A person of the couch, or simply couch person

I regret spending most of my days on the couch doing nothing, like a matt.

by Zazzle Dazzle June 21, 2007

Matt

A guy that gets excited around new mates. Can’t handle his drinks, although you’ll never see him sober. He’ll join a gym to walk around for hours and get rejected by the gym gangas

Hey is that Matt the alcoholic?

by The viper 619 October 30, 2023

Matt

A Matt is like an older brother, he will look out for you as well as make fun of you

Woah is that their older brother? No it’s just Matt

by Annabanannana June 16, 2023

Matt

Proper name.
1. Used commonly for male people in America.

2. One of the hardest Miis to beat in Wii Sports' Boxing or in Sabers in Wii Sports Resort. His experience is 599 or 499 depending on which Wii Sports you play.

Me: I'll fight against Matt!

Matt: *wins the boxing match*

Me: *cries*

by SlammerGaming0 November 8, 2023

Matt

Is a boy in the uk who talks a lot of shit hahaha.
and has a sexy laugh

Matt is not far better then melissa.

by mattsucksftw March 29, 2011