Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014

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Mercury Marauder

A "high-performance" version of the Grand Marquis sold for the 2003 and 2004 model years. The Marauder produced 302 horsepower, 78 more than the Grand Marquis's 224. The Marauder also sat only five passengers and had bucket-style front seats (the Grand Marquis seats six and has a bench seat in the front). Other than that, the Mercury Marauder and Grand Marquis have very few differences between them. A convertible Mercury Marauder concept was produced, but never marketed.

It's no wonder that the Mercury Marauder was never a big success. They should have gone ahead with the convertible concept.

by Arceli January 13, 2009

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