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by ᔕIᔕ November 7, 2019
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Masked by Math

When someone’s worth as a person in society is often defined by their grade in school math, which means that the odds of their securing a promising career or future look bleak if they were not born with the “mathematical gene” or didn’t have a silver-spoon upbringing.
Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise intelligent people worldwide have their dreams dashed every year, because the course they plan to study in college requires them to have a passing grade in math or statistics or calculus—in other words, what percentage of the world’s population has been unfairly or unjustifiably been masked by math?
by MathPlus July 27, 2021
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Mashed Potatoes

When a female presses her breasts up against a window, ususaly from within a car, or from a deck where a hot tub is in use. Giving the viewer on the other side of the glass a view of her pressed tits. The effect is similar to a "presses ham" where you'd see ass instead of tit.
1. A girl presses her breasts to the sliding glass deck door, from the hot tub side.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!

Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!

Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!

Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!

2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.

3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.
by aspman November 28, 2009
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Mashed potatoes

A Smashing pumpkins box set that was given to Billy Corgan's closest friends. It has 77 unreleased songs; some from the radio, some live, and some just plainly never heard!
Whoa, I am getting the Box set "Mashed Potatoes". I can't wait. I love the smashing pumpkins!!!!! Billy Corgan, YOU ARE MY HEREO!
by Billy Corgan May 5, 2006
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Mashed

When a guy/girl is hitting on you in a really unwanted way. In an overly aggressive/offensive way.
"I cant believe that slime ball asked for my number, and then swatted my ass. He totally mashed me."

"She thinks she is soo cool when she sits at the bar all night and mashes all the guys."
by Me Ahna September 27, 2005
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The Masked Singer

A show where a bunch of crappy pop singers embrace their inner fursona, spending their time performing erotic furry dances for their audience on FOX, the homeland for furry news and entertainment.
I told Billy that I watched the masked singer; he responded by calling me a furry loving fureeaboo.
by A better person than a person January 13, 2019
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mashed potato sandwich

A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.
Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.
by harry flashman August 19, 2003
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