The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
Get the Mashed up Dundee cake mug.A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
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Get the Mashed potatoes mug.When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
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by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
Get the mashed potatoes mug.At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019
Get the Mashed Potato Quickie mug.The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.
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