Mike Madson

1. A person who is obsessed with cars especially from the original "Fast and the Furious."
2. and whores... cheap ones.
3. Person with life goal of "Two girls at one time"

(As the friend is watching Fast and furious having a good time with two girls) Man, you are such a Mike Madson.

by Johnny Smitherin February 24, 2008

Marilyn Manson

The most misunderstood person in the world next to jesus.

Conservative christian: Marilyn Manson is the cause of 9/11, Columbine, the Vietnam war, the Bolshevik revolution, and the Holocaust.
Logical Person: No, people like you are.
Conservative christian: You're going to hell when you die.

by reddevilspal March 31, 2008

Marconed

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)

Hey Glen, you just got Marconed

by John Mill March 27, 2008

maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

Charles Manson

An insane mother fucker, who later influenced the name of the band Marilyn Manson. He is a nazi, white supremacist, hippy (ironic, eh), sex fiend, bisexual, cultist, and serial murderer, all in one. Never thought a man could be that much? Well, he's that much, and more. He's short, aggressive, and spontaneous, too, among other things.

He and/or his cronies - otherwise known as his brain-washed, equally crazed, hippy followers - killed, according to their claims, 35 people, mainly in Los Angeles, California.

You see that unkempt, bearded, bald-headed, foaming-at-the-mouth fucker leaning over the table, shouting in your face, with his hands cuffed behind his back? That's Charles Manson. He's serving life in prison.

by Amerikaner August 25, 2006

mall mansons

same as spooky kids. the roughly 12-17 year old crowd perpetually lurking in the mall. trying hard to look goth. claims everything/everyone else is "mainstream" even though they bought their gear at Hot Topic and other chain stores.
named for Marilyn Manson.

"Oh look at that mall manson over there! I dare you to go tell him that in 5 years he's gonna look back and be embarassed about that face paint."

by M1llE October 9, 2004

drew marion

A gay guy that can never win legitimately at Super Smash Bros, even though he plays 24/7

"Dude, you only won because I accidently fell off of the side of the map! You really pulled a Drew Marion!"

by Jesus McAlwaysRight November 8, 2007