Marathong

When the sweat builds up in a marathon participant's undergarments, the result is a squishy bunching of clothing in the lower regions. The squishing of the undergarment is so tight, it appears visually related to a thong. This phenomenon is known as a "Marathong".

Joe ran so hard at the marathon, the resulting marathong left him immobile for two weeks.

by SN33KYSN33KY February 18, 2009

marathon

when smoking a blunt or a joint, the end starts to run (burns faster on one side than another), run=marathon

Ace: Damn matt, this blunts got a marathon going
Matt Coda: Man! Lemme catch the run!

by AceofSpades705 December 26, 2008

marathon lightweight it

when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.

Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."

by itsthesherf February 18, 2011

march marathon

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.

March Marathon

by Centurion224 March 6, 2009

Swansong Marathon

The act of pure adult rated rock n' roll madness for long extended periods of time.

The venue last night was pure Swansong Marathon.

by Clive "The Awesome" October 9, 2005

marthony

Dumb unfunny cunt. Is trash at everything and catches L's daily. Needs a haircut with that nappy ass bush on his head

"there's a marthony over there, we should leave before he ruins everything.

by Arrow nation May 20, 2018

Maritony

Very intelligent and pick up knowledge very quickly. She can assess person's character in a matter of seconds. If someone's bluffing, she'll notice it first.

Very versatile. Comfortable being introvert and extrovert.

She can fall in love quickly only when she meet someone who can match her intelligence. However, keeping her in love is quite a task and if she get bored or stops being mentally stimulated, she can fall out of love as quickly as she fell in love

Maritony is the best
I love Maritony

by Maritony November 24, 2021