Bear Grylls' Margarita 

A drink consisting of all of the regular ingredients for a margarita. However, rather than lime juice, the salt is stuck to the rim using one's own urine.

Logan: "Yo Raul, why are you drinking so much water?"
Raul: "Gonna make us like 12 Bear Grylls' Margaritas, you feel me?"

Bear Grylls' Margarita by Dopeboy Loquan October 4, 2012

Dirty Margarita 

When you sprinkle salt on your penis and proceed to slap a woman across the face with it.

Porter Gave Monica a dirty margarita last night after they left the party.

Dirty Margarita by StxSwans January 14, 2008

Sandy Margarita 

To give a hand job with the aid of Sand paper and rubbing alcohol.

My dick burns because my girlfriend gave me a sandy margarita last night.

Sandy Margarita by Ben and Jerome April 12, 2008

Rancho Santa Margarita 

A planned community which does not deserve the title "city". Legally it may be a city, but most recognize it as a suburb of Mission Viejo. Also known as "RSM" by its local starbucks-sipping tweenie bopper population.

"You're from Rancho Santa Margarita? Gee I bet that's not a planned community."

-Will Ferrell while taking a call on KROQ, a Southern California radio station

Rancho Santa Margarita by LaChad January 2, 2008

naked margarita 

A bartender asks if you want that margarita with salt or no-salt.It is difficult to hear in a noisy bar. It is difficult to remember large orders. There has to be a better way to ask for no-salt without using the word salt. The word naked works perfectly. No salt, no sugar.

Bartender: Would you like your margarita with salt, sugar or naked?
Customer: I would like a naked margarita.

naked margarita by Tiger dude March 30, 2009

Rancho Santa Margarita 

1. Located in Orange County, CA
2. City of a way to much posers (i should know, im friends with a few)
3. Home to child of the devil Alicia (no last name will be givin, let is suffice to say shes evil)
4. Contains the vast majority of Trabuco Hills High School students
5. Popular hangout on Friday is the local movie theater
6. Next door neighbor to Coto De Caza (not sure if the dictionary has something on them, they rich and stuck up, thats all you need to know)

Yo Dude, I heard The Devils Spawn Was Chillin In Rancho Santa Margarita

Rancho Santa Margarita by Westside Mercy November 22, 2007

brazilian margarita 

combination of various wounded soldiers (half drinkin' cans of beer, mixed drinks, etc.) mixed together in a margarita glass, and served to the drunkest person at the party! At first they may be suspicious by it's akward color and smell, but everyone around just yells BRAZILIAN MARGARITA and they will chug it, gauranteed!

you: "Hey Adam, drink this Brazilian Margarita!"
adam: "Dude what is this?"
you and everyone else at the party: "Shut up and drink it it's a Brazilian Margarita!!"

brazilian margarita by josh3ree April 26, 2006