LaChad's definitions

nervous in the service

acting extremely anxious and nervous for a prolongued period before an extremely important event. Mostly applied to sexual intercourse, when becoming nervous in the service can lead to premature ejaculation, no ejaculation, and/ or death.

Did John tell you about his sexual encounter?

No, how did it go?

Let's just say he got a little bit nervous in the service.

by LaChad June 23, 2007

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

Rancho Santa Margarita

A planned community which does not deserve the title "city". Legally it may be a city, but most recognize it as a suburb of Mission Viejo. Also known as "RSM" by its local starbucks-sipping tweenie bopper population.

"You're from Rancho Santa Margarita? Gee I bet that's not a planned community."

-Will Ferrell while taking a call on KROQ, a Southern California radio station

by LaChad January 2, 2008