Definitions by LaChad

candle in the wind 

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

candle in the wind by LaChad April 21, 2008

Rancho Santa Margarita 

A planned community which does not deserve the title "city". Legally it may be a city, but most recognize it as a suburb of Mission Viejo. Also known as "RSM" by its local starbucks-sipping tweenie bopper population.

"You're from Rancho Santa Margarita? Gee I bet that's not a planned community."

-Will Ferrell while taking a call on KROQ, a Southern California radio station

Rancho Santa Margarita by LaChad January 2, 2008

nervous in the service 

acting extremely anxious and nervous for a prolongued period before an extremely important event. Mostly applied to sexual intercourse, when becoming nervous in the service can lead to premature ejaculation, no ejaculation, and/ or death.

Did John tell you about his sexual encounter?

No, how did it go?

Let's just say he got a little bit nervous in the service.

nervous in the service by LaChad June 23, 2007