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maple shade

A sweet ass town. big for drinking, fighting among other towns, and train bridge parties, drugs, and whores. dont mess with them cuz they are some crazy ass fuckers.
where you going?
maple shade...you know get laid go to shade.
by christief June 14, 2008
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Rich Maple

Rich Maple is the name insiders use when they don't want to give out their real name. You can use it too, anytime someone, or some company requires it, say at a conference, or for a magazine subscription. And it's sweetest when you know that name will be sold and passed on.

The leading breakfast syrups cannot claim they're made from maple trees. Instead, a big label says "Made with Rich Maple." After in very small legalese it says "flavoring."

To those that cannot read small type at an arms distance assumes that "Rich Maple" must be someone because he "made it."

Rich is the guy responsible for cutting corners with your breakfast and he's a symbol of the changing values in this world.
"Can we get your name for our mailing list that we promise not to sell to anyone?"

"Happily. It's Maple. Rich Maple."
by Bradford Akerman January 28, 2007
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Maplestory

A MMORPG that millions of people play, but hate. It's just addictive... No one likes it, but you can't stop playing. It's like they put nicotine in it or something.
(Character around lvl 50): "Maplestory SUCKS!"
(Noob): "Then quit..."
(lvl 50 Character): "I CAN'T IT'S TOO ADDICTING!!!!!"
by SBFreeze August 14, 2008
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Mister Matley

A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.
Mister Matley never takes attendance.
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Marley

Marley is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She is beautiful but humble. Mean yet kind. Marley is a name often gaven to someone who is open minded, kind, beautiful, hilarious, loving, and so much more. Marley is the best person to call your bff
by Lil xans wife😍🤤 May 11, 2018
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Mr. Maples

A gentleman who is known for putting syrup on his womans ass.
Q: "Hey why do they call you Mr. Maples?"
A: "Because I put the syrup on that ass!"
by Nate--O April 17, 2010
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maple dick

When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.
My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.
by sparkyjo December 17, 2014
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