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Machete

Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.
Guy 1-Dude! Did you see Machete?

Guy 2- Hell ya! I jerked off so hard to Lindsay Lohan's tits!
by skown March 5, 2011
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macheek

fine as piece of woman.

enjoys dancing, partying, chedda

works hard fo' her$

alwayz lookin' fresh tuh d3@th. young stunna y'all don't wanna mess wit dis homey

a.k.a. m@c#33k, ch-ch-ch-chikas,lil mama'
Yo macheek wut ya' doin' 2nyte

i'm workin muh corner dawg, tell dat hussy to bring his chedda and shits goin' down. muh lip gloss loook poppin, don't it?
by Vil January 15, 2008
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Mach 5

Speed Racer's race car!
by George January 4, 2005
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Mach Jesus

I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.
by Shane Harrison June 25, 2007
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Machado

An awesome person who is able to attract girls whenever they what to at a simple clap of the hands
ah man that Machado all ways gets the girls.
by Kiwigodboyman January 11, 2009
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mancherry

A recepient man's anal virginity. Taken from the concept that first anal intercourse is always (at least initially) painful.
He went to jail and got his mancherry popped.

Tony turned 18, went out to Stud and got his mancherry popped.
by Haar October 21, 2008
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Macha

Slang for a friend, basically means cousin.
hey Macha, wats news?
by buddy November 20, 2003
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