What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................
by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012
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Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021
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An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.
Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.
Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011
Get the Urban Manatee mug.A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.
"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".
by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009
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Rylie: Go die
(flippers) EEEEAASDDDDHHHHHAAAAA KISS!!!!
Rylie: Your a fart sack
Rylie: Go die
(flippers) EEEEAASDDDDHHHHHAAAAA KISS!!!!
Rylie: Your a fart sack
by manatwo July 23, 2009
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