mallorysrangerover

the hottest, funniest, coolest, sexiest, awesomeist, most amazing person in the whole milky way 😇

“did you see mallorysrangerover’s new post today? i almost murdered my mom, it was HILARIOUS! whose allowing them to be THIS funny? 🤔”

by WHAT 😡 March 11, 2021

Draco Malfoy kinda fuckery

Something that Draco Malfoy would typically be seen doing ( Example : sipping tea loudly, not giving a fuck about anything)

That is some Draco Malfoy kinda fuckery

by Jacsquilline February 8, 2019

Draco Malfoy

The cutest person to ever exist, misunderstood, deserves a happy life!!!!!!! Plays a "villain" in Harry Potter but is clearly not, he had bad influences all his life and is taught to be on the "dark side" what else would you expect him to do? Almost has to kill Dumbledore and breaks down because he says if he doesn't..."I will be killed". His parents are gross people and he is an angel and I love him so much.

Friend 1: Hey is that Draco Malfoy?
Friend 2: He is the cutest person to ever exist! He deserves better!
Friend 1: Draco!!!

by hhehehe July 31, 2020

malfoylicious

Malfoylicious -
Having Malfoy like qualities in looks and/or demeanor.

"Heyyy, that guy with the long bleach blonde hair is SOO malfoylicious."
"Dude, did you see that guy? He's soo malfoylicious."

by Ruthi! January 2, 2009

Draco Malfoy

The hottest, most amazing, and did I mention HOTTEST character in Harry Potter. STEP BACK POTTAH, YOU'VE GOT COMPETITION!

"Hey! You know draco Malfoy?"
"Yeah he's so f*cking hot, like omg!"
"Oh. He's my least favourite character."
"Come over here so I can beat you up!"

by Dragon Beast Slayer August 2, 2019

malcolm in the middle

The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.

"I could watch reruns of 'Malcolm' forever,it's so cool!"

by Nastina August 9, 2005

Malloween

marshmallows that are orange and black flavored. Tell montenegro that theyre stackable, they'll scare your dad, and the punks next door won't know what hit them when you give them a satchel-full of marshmallows. Homestar got a weird eyeball that makes an eyeball sound for doing the commercial.

sorry... must have got a toenail caught in my throat!

by homsar October 29, 2003