A term used by men, typically in a condescending way, towards women who wear large amounts of or creative makeup.
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by Forty-nine January 20, 2016
If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.
by milehighmike July 25, 2022
“She said do you love me I told her only partly I only love my bed and my makeup I’m sorry”
“I feel like you don’t love me” “it’s not that I’m just makeup sick”
“I feel like you don’t love me” “it’s not that I’m just makeup sick”
by ILoveMakeUp12345 March 18, 2018
A cosmetic tattooing technique in which one can create captivating smudge proof eyeliner, breathtaking well defined brows, a youthful fuller looking lip line and color.
The method is a form of tattooing where a technician implants pigment into the dermal layer of the skin for cosmetic and medical purposes.
Niche specialized training is advised at an academy of cosmetic arts and sciences that is licensed and specializes in this area of tattooing.
The method is a form of tattooing where a technician implants pigment into the dermal layer of the skin for cosmetic and medical purposes.
Niche specialized training is advised at an academy of cosmetic arts and sciences that is licensed and specializes in this area of tattooing.
I love permanent makeup and look so polished all the time and I do not have to apply makeup daily since it is tattooed.
I would love to help clients look their best all the time with permanent makeup
I would love to help clients look their best all the time with permanent makeup
by ACAS February 24, 2014
A cacophonous and maintenance-intensive magneto-and-points-based primitive-power-plant device dat is infamous for aggravating da significant others of its owners to da point dat they would repeatedly storm off in a huff --- both due to da noise and da amount of time dat said owners spent servicing said old-iron monstrosity --- for indeterminate periods, eventually get lonesome for said motor-owners' companionship and venture back, only to become re-stressed and have said "on again, off again" frazzled-nerved scenario played out over and over.
As far as humans of da feminine persuasion, Bert Dow appeared to only have his long-suffering sister Leela in his life; I wonder if this was due to dat confounded old makeup-and-breakup engine of his --- i.e., no non-family women could stand to be around said horridly-loud prop-whirler which Burt was frequently having to tinker with just to keep going?
by QuacksO February 24, 2025