timmy mallet

A man you would not leave near your children.

Look at the camera and go bleearrrghh!

by hoder March 11, 2004

Marlette Monster

The act of leaving a huge dump in a public restroom for all to see. Toilet paper is disposed of elsewhere so as not to cover up the monster

After riding my motorcycle all day I unleashed a Marlette monster at the Speedway

by Henry Moore August 24, 2007

Manlet

A manlet is a dwarfed male that is 5"9 and under. Often insecure and overcompensate by working out or going on the Urban Dictionary and attempting to make the definition of manlet the height just below theirs.

Anyone under 5"3 is a Manlet.

by Expunisher March 30, 2016

maletail

A guy's boxers hanging out of his pants. See whaletail

Hey, look at that dude's maletail, it's gotta be 3 miles long!

by TheBronx December 2, 2009

malet

Malet. A sometimes funny person. Does a lot of typos. Nickname for marit :) see I didn't do this shitty.

"Just call her Malet"

by WildDay January 5, 2018

Maleternity Leave

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.

Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

by Millertime100 May 23, 2019

mehleted

Typing out a response to an individual or group, only to realize you do not care enough to send the message and then delete said message.

I wanted to respond to Uncle Ron's Facebook post, but I mehleted my message because I didn't give a shit about Uncle Ron.

by CaptainArabia January 30, 2021