Mallorye

A girl with a Sperry boat shoe fetish.

Mallorye loves her Sperry's.

by Mrs. Harrison Ford February 21, 2009

dorkus malorkus

someone who did or said somthing to make them look REALLY stupid.

Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.

Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus

by Ben Szafoni September 30, 2005

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018

Mallory

That one girl who you always hook up with at a party because she gives you the Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy and fucks your dick with her gorilla grip 2000 coochie.

She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.

Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.

“Yo last night I went to Micheals party and Mallory was there breaking dicks!”

by Ducttapegorilla July 31, 2020

Mallori

Meaning bad luck. Derived from the latin word Mal, which means bad. To have this name, is to be prideful, arogant, but brilliant and gentle. Passion flows through the name, as well as pride and significance.

Mallori Shortridge worked in the field of Anthropology and had a keen eye for significant human interactions. Mallori's studies include cultures of, mexico, Peru, Ireland, and eventually New Guinea.

by Rachel Dean June 11, 2008

maglocked

to get whacked extremely hard

1.I maglocked Drew and a pile of flakes came out of his hair.
2.Angel maglocked Andreas and he did nothing about it.
3.I maglocked Boler's moms' pussy.

by John Hungwell May 9, 2005

Malloritis

This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:

a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary

b) the enlargening of the forehead

c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair

d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.

(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.

DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!

The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!

by Ano-MALLY December 25, 2008