1: "Dude, I met Mary Magdalene last night... it was out of this world."
2: "This rave is gonna be sick, definitely on the Mary tonight!"
2: "This rave is gonna be sick, definitely on the Mary tonight!"
by Bringer of Mary August 5, 2011
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Get the Magdalena mug.When after recieving a "rusty nail" during anal sex, the man uses his girlfriends long hair to wipe the shit off his cock.
I fucked her asshole hard, and when I pulled my cock out it was covered with shit so I gave her a Mary Magdalene and wiped it off with her hair.
by $$Bill May 4, 2010
Get the mary magdalene mug.Magdalena seems as a very funny,free and caring person. But as you get to know her,you find out that she is not as she seems. Most likely a libra with a salty twisted attitude. She will tell lies about you and distrust you. You will feel sad. Don’t ever make contact with Magdalena,trust me.
Hi there Magdalena!
Well hello...
Do you love me?<3
Yes,of course....
The next day:
I hate you!!!
I thought you loved me Magdalena :(
Well hello...
Do you love me?<3
Yes,of course....
The next day:
I hate you!!!
I thought you loved me Magdalena :(
by Nickitoyko October 20, 2018
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by mjiser March 9, 2008
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by tetonthecunt February 21, 2017
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