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Ass Mace

Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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Mace Windu

A "Mace Windu" is when you grip your junk too hard when you're beatin it, and it starts turning purple... Like the Star Wars hero's purple light saber.
"Damn, I was havin a great time the other night. But my junk still hurts from that Mace Windu I did.
by 2 Tall May 3, 2008
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Jeez Louise Maccaroni and Cheese , it took him forever to figure out how to work the control !
by Capi(: November 29, 2009
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Maccatits

Maccatits are a A Capella group consisted of MMY girls who currently attend Stern College.
Jew 1: I cannot wait for the Maccabeats concert
Jew 2: wait till you hear the Maccatits
by TheJewishumor December 8, 2010
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Macca's Hoe

A cheap slut found in McDonald's establishments, usually has a really bogan Australian name, like Lara, Sharleen or Mariah. Has a fat beer gut or is just fat in general, and personal hygiene is at an all time low. Usually a 2 out of 10. The only guys that go after them are those that have lost all faith in their ability to pick up chicks or are on the verge of becoming gay. Will happily be someones side bitch.
Me: Hey Louie, hows your macca's hoe going?
Louie: Shut up thot she's better than my auntie.
by notloogieyeet August 26, 2018
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maccarthy

Has a massive dick and is super hot. If you are lucky enough to find a guy with that last name you are in for a treat
That guy is definately a MacCarthy
by Feesh Feesh June 13, 2019
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Macca's Vagina

Macca's Vagina is the worst thing that someone can smell, as it smells like a combination of dead barramundi and a garbage bin that has never been emptied. It claws at the back of your throat and can sometimes make you regurgitate your most recent meal.
Blind Man: What's that smell? Are we walking past a pile of dead fish?
James Dack: Nah, it's Macca's vagina!
by KANGALINTHESHUL June 8, 2020
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