my new best friend

Something awesome (especially something unexpected or surprising) that makes your life easier or in some way better; a declaration of love.

Also, part of a childhood playground threat.

Wow! I had no idea that accurately graphing parabolas could be so easy! This TI-83 is my new best friend!

Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!

That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!

You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.

by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005

My Respectable black friend

Away to say hi to your black friend without saying the N word

Respectable black person: yo jimmy
White guy: hello my respectable black friend

by YX_MATE January 7, 2020

I heartily agree, my African-American friend.

See: fo' shizzle my nizzle.

fo' w00t mah b00t!

by Kain February 23, 2004

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

by Filbs April 7, 2008

My guy best friend

He is my best friend and will be forever. He makes me feel happy, special and so much more. I don’t want to life with out him anymore and when he’s not here anymore or not my best friend there is no reason left for me to life. He is literally my world and I love him so much more than anything else I can’t describe how much I love him. I was in a very dark hole and he saved me. When I lose him I will lose my world and my self

By Lina for Moritz ps i still Love you and your my guy best friend 03.11.2020

by Moli2019 November 3, 2020

My racially challenged friend

A phrase usually used by a upper class white kid to replace the n word

What's up my racially challenged friend

by Bigboy817 February 27, 2020

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019