mutt bump

The bony bump on the back of many dogs' heads. The larger the mutt bump the more likely the dog is a mixed breed or a mutt.

(Harry) Check out this Black Lab I got.
(Larry) Nah, he ain't a Lab.
(Harry) What? How would you know?
(Harry) He's got a big ol' mut bump.
(Harry) His mutt bump doesn't prove he's a mutt.
(Larry) Guess not. But he still ain't a Black Lab.

by vordmeister July 8, 2011

Mutt Bag

A plastic grocery bag full of all the loose or "mutt" beers in your fridge that you take over to a friends house instead of just picking up a case.

Joe: "do we gotta stop and get beer before we go to the party?"

Jeff: "naw we can put together a mutt bag, there are four or five keystones, three coors and a couple bud lights in the fridge."

by RJM '08 October 19, 2009

Young Mutt

Someone who pops nattys, makes his own path, drives a mini-van and has a really big...

Young Mutt in the cut.

by youngmuttfan42069 February 22, 2017

Goof mutt rat

A dirty sweaty fucker who likes to bum off people, steal, brag about drinking alone and never gets laid. No one likes him and he always shows up when no one wants him around. In other words, a total faggot.

That guy... whats his name, tyler? hes a fucking goof mutt rat.

by smellslikepiss September 10, 2011

Jew York Mutt

An extremely sexually promiscuous female from New York of mixed race decent. Generally these girls will rape you of your money, time, and soul only to cheat on you.

Johnny McWarguy: So that girl I was dating... she told me she has this new boyfriend...
Max: Dude, what the fuck? That Puerto Rican, Korean, Polish, Jewish girl from New York? What a fucking bitch.
Johnny McWarguy: I know... can't say it wasn't coming... Goddamned Jew York Mutt.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

mutt da muck

The way a friend who speaks like a muppet would try to verbalize the phrase: "wtf".

"Hey, I heard Adam came out of the closet."
"Mutt da muck!"

by B.Money May 15, 2005

Treacherous mutt whore

When a person betrays your goodwill and trust, they lie to your face while overwhelming evidence is placed before them, they rob you of your dignity, your faith in humanity and your precious time of which you can never get back

That Nicole emms is such a treacherous mutt whore after she fucked my best mate behind my back she nearly drove me to suicide telling me it was all in my head, but in the end her and Michael farrugia were caught out.

by Fukedoff September 18, 2019