MTV 

A horrible channel that brainwashes stupid people into becoming stupier by making them like poser crap such as Good Charolte, Avril lavgine, Slipknot, Present day Rap, ect. Also the channel is about 99% reality shows and 1% music. The channel used to be good in the 80's and early 90's but then TRL came on and in 1998 MTV stopped caring about music and became an evil corporation devoted to make american Pre-teens buy useless sh*t. MTV then came out with MTV2 which promised to be a channel devoted entirely to music video's but only played rap video's. Finnaly MTV2 broke it's promise and now plays 99% reality shows.

If you watch MTV then your head will explode.

MTV by Mr.t July 15, 2004

MTV 

channel that allows shitty bands like NFG, GC, simple plan, and Blink 182 to call themselves punks. it also will sell it soul to the devil at the price of music for ratings, hence TRL. i hope every one who is behind mtv gets slapped and then catches abola. mtv is gonna kill us all.

MTV by Anonymous August 18, 2003

mtv 

1 a channel that brainwashed me into watching it.
2 a channel that plays more minutes in commercial than a tvshow
3 a channel full of fuckin rerun shows that play the same shit all week.

i saw a whole grip of fake ass white ppl on mtv

mtv by muafucka that live in south central los angeles March 12, 2004

mtv 

mtv is emptyv, no substance

the other day i slipped into a comma, it felt like i was watching mtv

mtv by That Bum June 13, 2005

mtv 

MTV, which stands for "Music Television", is pretty much the worst channel possible to look for good music. in fact, they dont even play music at all, and they have the most ridiculous reality shows. this station takes good bands and turns them into the most pop-iest, mainstream crap you'll ever hear. they need to be shut down....forever.

fall out boy was good before they went on MTV.

mtv by bangbang April 20, 2006

mtv 

music television, yet they never play music

music televison....all i hear on it is rap, thats not music

mtv by me August 17, 2004

MTV 

Crap.
Idiotic crap.
Brain dead, vapid, mass produced, mass marketed, corporate-cool, follower minded, pretentious, unfunny, lame, douchenozzle-tool crap.

MTV is to music TV, as Fox News is to humanity.

MTV by Lig Na Baste May 15, 2008