manicorn

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).

See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."

by B&E April 12, 2007

Monica Lewinsky

In golf, " a Lewinsky"

"Monica Lewinsky"
This is when putting to the cup, the ball runs around the edge of the cup and does not go into the hole.
A "Monica Lewsinsky" all lip and no hole
Or simply a "Lewinsky"

by Swansea-jackacer September 16, 2009

Monica

a very fun crazzy person to be around !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! really awsome trustworthy friend/cousin!! beautiful and really AMAZING ! :)

do you see that really funny girl over there.

yeah!

she is sooooo definatly a Monica!!!!!!

by jo jo Brennen October 26, 2011

Monica

Usually used to refer to women with sex appeal. They have the ability to attract men and on some occasions, pedophiles. Monica's are known to have laughs that can send a man ejacuating. Monicas often appear to be silent and withdrawn.

Man: That woman over there, totally a Monica.

by G.H. Limeto August 6, 2011

manics fan

Glitter as rebellion, slogans as politics, now an increasingly endangered species. Famous for scary levels of devotion.

'Muse seem to have lots of old manics fans nowadays'.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

arizona and monica

Like peanut butter and jelly, these two people are opposites which is perfectly fine because they complete each other. God brought them togther to fall in love because they are meant to be together forever. Their love grows for each other everyday and they make each other laugh and the happiest they have ever been. No one has ever seen a love like their's because this love was made only for them. They're completely honest with each other, accept each other for their whole being, and have loooooong deep conversations on the phone. They're best friends and will love each other forever.

Happy anniversary <3 :)

Joe: Look there's arizona and monica!
Bob: Yeahh...they're gonna get married!

by lilcon January 2, 2011

Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.

After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.

by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015