Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.

1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.

by Hatman6659 January 3, 2019

Mongelating

Someone who acts autistic around you and isn’t actually autistic

Look at that guy he is mongelating

by Goatfacekiller November 14, 2021

Mongolian Horse Race

When a girl has explosive diaherra, and ten men with erect penis' charge her asshole.

When me and my nine friends were gangbanging your grandma after she had burritos, she yelled i feel my stomach brewing something get, get ready for a mongolian horse race. We all knew what that meant, so we all got erect and charged her asshole.

by pdodledad August 2, 2010

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011

Mongaloid

Someone's who's a complete idiot or retard.

"What are you doing you mongaloid?!"

by sentaws February 17, 2019

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.

by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003

Mongolian Butt Muncher

While having sex with a girl, you stick a burrito in her bum and then eat it.

Dude, you should totes try a Mongolian Butt Muncher

by holysweetgoddamn! January 16, 2011