Miracle Whipped

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.
"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010
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Miracle Sack

When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.
Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.

Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.
by Col. Sandersen July 20, 2008
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Miracle Whip

I cum Miracle Whip

I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum
by isochronismisms! June 19, 2009
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miracle ticket

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.
by RcChuck September 13, 2013
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Miracle fruit

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit
by DraculaSneezeFTW November 29, 2010
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Mitesh Miracle

A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies that everything we knew is wrong
This new measurement is a Mitesh Miracle
by OSWALD MCGEE March 31, 2021
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Miracle Bubble

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–noun

1. a nearly spherical body of gas contained in a liquid, in this case semen, cum, jizz, etc. e.g. a cum bubble, that isn't touching any part of the body but instead is floating down before it pops. An almost impossible feat, hence called, a miracle bubble
Dude so this girl was blowing me right? But she messed up when i came and blew this miracle bubble when she was choking.
by The Humanitarian December 05, 2009
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