milf

mom id like to fuck.mom i would like to fuck

that babys mom is such a milf.billys mom so hot ,shes such a milf.your moms a milf

by szymon wolowiec October 3, 2006

Belmont Milds

Belmont Milds, now just referred to as Belmont(s) by smokers due to government regulations prohibiting the use of phrases like "light and Mild" on Tobacco Cigarette products are a brand of premium Canadian Tobacco Cigarette. Despite initial reports and rumors from smokers that Belmonts would be discontinued this never occurred. This may be attributed to the fact that this brand and Canadian Tobacco Industry once again saw a resurgence of popular youth smokers within the "hipster" and "party crowd" in Canada. Also that Benson & Hedges a British company that manufactures Belmont Cigarette may have felt they would lose a large market share of Canadian Tobacco Cigarette smokers to other Canadian brands as it's there only Canadian Cigarette brand.

Made with a Charcoal Filter if you open the filter of a Belmont you would find small fragments of Charcoal which gives the Cigarette an unique taste by removing certain impurities (Some smokers may say this is just an attempt to overlay bad Tobacco).

Consumer "I'd like a pack of Belmont Milds Kingsize please"
Shopkeep "That would be $12.50"
Consumer "Fuck"

by derpderpdongs August 16, 2009

Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.

by heynow_1 October 5, 2010

Milf Magnet

A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.

"Wow Ryan sure is a milf magnet."

by Zornlover234567 December 26, 2021

Wild mild

British term for the word "Erection"

"Heyyyyy Aari do you have a Wild Mild?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't I when I'm around someone as ravishingly handsome as you TJ"
"Thanks, but I already knew I was humble"

by RigMaster14345 April 27, 2017

Dropped Black and Mild

You’ll be rich soon!

Bro dropped black and mild you’ll be rich soon!

by Wwethc April 6, 2020

milf

Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".

See that hot mom? She's a milf!

by Andy November 26, 2004