Maternal Support

Something I don’t have

*I proceed to shed a single tear over my lack of maternal support*

by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018

meatcrayon

(Noun): When a person slides across pavement at a high speed. Commonly seen in action sports such as skateboarding, longboarding, and motorcycling.

(Verb): The act of obtaining road rash.

Synonyms: fall, slide

“I’m gunna bomb this master hill”

“It’s pretty sketchy, don’t meatcrayon at the bottom”

“I’m sending it”

by xxexf3xx October 25, 2020

meanerd

A real mean person

Shut up you meanerd I will end your life

by Ha1rl3ss_p0t@t0 May 19, 2021

Meatriding

Mohamed met Rayan

Mohamed is meatriding Rayan opnieuw.

by DaggoeVanRayan November 8, 2023

Tow Mater

A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?

Seriously, though.

Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”

Person 2: “what the fuck?”

by Twyst66 July 4, 2021

Second Hand Material

To reuse a joke that was already said earlier, but is still as funny or funnier the second time. It could be so funny, that it will become an inside joke.

Tuesday: Hey Joel, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
LOLL!
Thursday: Hey Kat, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
DOUBLE LOLL!!
Kat: You just used second hand material you bitch!

by AndyTheKat December 20, 2008

Materialize Juice

Cum, sperm, nut

Barrington buss pure materialize juice inna Shelly-Ann and now she get pregnant.

In Shabba Ranks song "Needle eye" he says, "She get materialize juice, to make mek she feel good."

by Mr.Anaconda April 3, 2010