Muffler Bearings

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.

Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!

by carCHICKknows April 4, 2009

miffle

A quiet muffin. It's a compliment. Like saying you're a nice person.

A: What did you say?
B: I said you're a miffle!!!
A: A miffle?
B: Yes. A miffle.

by Ushio January 19, 2008

rough muffler

1. A rough muffler can be referred to as eating someones asshole out.
2.It is also when a man is getting a rim job and decides to flatulate on the woman's tongue therefore she inherits his wind in her mouth.

1.It felt so good when that bitch gave me a rough muffler

2.Sandy was giving me a rim job the other day, so i gave her a mean rough muffler!

by blackpeople June 8, 2007

Muffled

verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)

"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."

by Isaac Newton's Grundle April 6, 2009

Muffler bearings

A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.

Obviously dated, due to caller ID.

Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"

see above described usage

by Zelph August 9, 2004

Mifflin

Colossal block party occurring annually, usually the second to last weekend prior to finals, on Mifflin Street in Madison, Wisconsin.

"Wow dude, I got so fucked up at Mifflin!"
"Yeah bro, me too! I was doing a beer bong when I saw some girl fall off a balcony!"

by wiscvic3 May 6, 2009

Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.

Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.

by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008