Feeding the Mayor

Taking a Dump

Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!"
Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."

by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! January 22, 2011

da mayor'

a term given to someone with no sexual appeal at all due to constant keepin' like actions in which causes them to always look foolish.

that guy over there is deffinatly da mayor'

by dr tony October 20, 2009

The Mayor

The Mayor is yet another one of Batavia's bums. Often seen wearing a cowboy hat and boots. Although he is not the actual mayor he takes shits twice as big as the real mayor.

The mayor waved at me today.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

vice mayor

steps in if for any reason the mayor cannot fulfill HER duties. she can crump like a black girl,grind like a spanish girl, and can also do "the white girl". she screams out random words like jiggyboo and scantua scantua.she's hip!

The vice mayor DARES TO CAREEEE

by jiggyboo March 13, 2008

Hector Mayor

Can melt any girls heart. Favorite word: Boi. Most likely mains D.va in Overwatch and Likes to constantly sleep on a certain person lap. He also can't be nerfed. Loves to turn the tables around for others.

Hector Mayor stole Melanie's heart in front of someone.

by XNuke February 8, 2017

Sauce Mayor

A higher form of sauce daddy. When there are too many (wannabe) sauce daddies in the area one can be elected to govern the sauce.

When a true sauce daddy takes it to a legislative measure.

One who governs, but overall respects ans reflects the proper usage of said sauce.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of all these trash sauce daddies."
Girl2: "Girl, you need to level up and get yoself a sauce mayor!"

by Saucemayor July 11, 2018

the mayor

A word to describe a person who thinks he is the founder or leader of everything, but in reality, is a seed.

Vivian - Did you see what Gavin just said. He thinks he is the shit.
Henry - Facts kids the mayor.

by whatbro99 January 23, 2020