Some midget that lives down by the creek. Spends most of his day sippin' lean and hoping the LA Clippers can catch a meaty W. Mans like 4"11, has a huge cock though. Not really funny, loves making jokes though, and spends most of his time fantasying about being 7FT. That's why he plays 2K, makes some fucking 7FT"3 post-hooking cheese. What a CUNT. Now, let's talk about his height more man, I mean, bruh, thinks he gon' make the NBA or some shit. Lil midget wouldn't even makes the WNBA. lol.
Down on the creek he has a little hut he calls his crib, lives right next to a Walmart and begs people passing by for a tip. He is unemployment and is one of the retards causing the economy to crash, Get a job. He uses illegal streaming sites to watch the NBA, and is pretty lonely in general. Heard he was arrested twice for soliciting prostitution and conspiracy to kill the Lakers GM!!! He told me if the Clippers don't win the title, he would cut off his junk. What a LONER!
Down on the creek he has a little hut he calls his crib, lives right next to a Walmart and begs people passing by for a tip. He is unemployment and is one of the retards causing the economy to crash, Get a job. He uses illegal streaming sites to watch the NBA, and is pretty lonely in general. Heard he was arrested twice for soliciting prostitution and conspiracy to kill the Lakers GM!!! He told me if the Clippers don't win the title, he would cut off his junk. What a LONER!
Yo, that Maxton has the mental capacity of an autistic turtle combined with donkey with down-syndrome.
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Get the Milton mug.The character from the namesake Irish folk song - now an unofficial anthem of Dublin City.
It tells the tale of a beautiful fishmonger who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin, but who died young. Is it popularly believed that Molly Malone was a part-time prostitute and died of an STD/STV/STI - like gonorrhea - for which there was no medication at the time.
"Molly Malone" is sung by supporters of Dublin GAA, Leinster Rugby teams, Gillingham FC and the Irish international rugby team. It was also featured in the film, A Clockwork Orange.
To refer to a girl (especially an Irish girl, and ESPECIALLY especially if they are from Monaghan - which is a shit place to live or be from, with a horrible warbling accent and low hygiene standards) who is undignified, ungraceful, lacking in self-respect and, while may not actually be a paid-for-whore(cos they suck in the sack - and not in a good way), is a total slut! It is a derogatory term. NOBODY would want this name to be used as a referral to them! You'd want to be some major fucked-up fuck head otherwise!!!
It tells the tale of a beautiful fishmonger who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin, but who died young. Is it popularly believed that Molly Malone was a part-time prostitute and died of an STD/STV/STI - like gonorrhea - for which there was no medication at the time.
"Molly Malone" is sung by supporters of Dublin GAA, Leinster Rugby teams, Gillingham FC and the Irish international rugby team. It was also featured in the film, A Clockwork Orange.
To refer to a girl (especially an Irish girl, and ESPECIALLY especially if they are from Monaghan - which is a shit place to live or be from, with a horrible warbling accent and low hygiene standards) who is undignified, ungraceful, lacking in self-respect and, while may not actually be a paid-for-whore(cos they suck in the sack - and not in a good way), is a total slut! It is a derogatory term. NOBODY would want this name to be used as a referral to them! You'd want to be some major fucked-up fuck head otherwise!!!
In Dublin's fair city,
where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
As she wheeled her wheel-barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh!"
"Alive, alive, oh,
Alive, alive, oh",
Crying "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh".
She was a fishmonger,
And sure 'twas no wonder,
For so were her father and mother before,
And they each wheeled their barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh!"
(chorus)
She died of a fever,
And no one could save her,
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone.
Now her ghost wheels her barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh!"
(chorus)
Now I don't mean to be blunt,
but that bitch is a cunt,
she really needs to change, and I don't just mean her smelly underwear...
Get a focking clue, that's right I mean you! You wanna fuck with me? Well, you'd better beware!
Cos you do not have the cognitive capacity to take on my slickness & bombasity (you don't know what that word means do you :P); cos I'm what you'd be so don't fuck with me you stupid bitch with your flopsy hair!!!!
(chorus)
Dude: Haha bitch, fuck you, I'm the mother-fucking president and you're just a dirty whore!
Hot chick: That's not a nice thing to say.
Dude: I'm just telling it like it is - that bitch IS 'Molly' Malone after all...
Hot chick: Oh, well in THAT case I guess it's okay. Em, wanna go back to my place and, like, watch a movie or something? ;)
Dude: Or something.
Hot chick: What?
Dude: Nothing, yeah let's hangout at yours gorgeous :)!!!!! (score!!! life is good!!)
Alpha male: Hey, did you hear? That 'Molly' Malone chick got creamed in the election.
Omega man: Really? How much did she lose by?
Alpha male: Focking tonnes apparently. She didn't even get into double digits :D She got royally mollied!
Omega man: I thought that term could only be used in reference to table-tennis..
Alpha male: Nah, it's cool; it's totally transferable.
Pythagoras Mc Angleson: That silly gormless bitch. What did she think she was doing going up against the king of win like that? She was always going to lose! That dude exudes charisma like the chief himself!
Omega man: True that. All hail the chief! His reputation shall live on for all times like that of the great and handsome J.F.K. and Che Guevara!!!!
where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
As she wheeled her wheel-barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh!"
"Alive, alive, oh,
Alive, alive, oh",
Crying "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh".
She was a fishmonger,
And sure 'twas no wonder,
For so were her father and mother before,
And they each wheeled their barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh!"
(chorus)
She died of a fever,
And no one could save her,
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone.
Now her ghost wheels her barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh!"
(chorus)
Now I don't mean to be blunt,
but that bitch is a cunt,
she really needs to change, and I don't just mean her smelly underwear...
Get a focking clue, that's right I mean you! You wanna fuck with me? Well, you'd better beware!
Cos you do not have the cognitive capacity to take on my slickness & bombasity (you don't know what that word means do you :P); cos I'm what you'd be so don't fuck with me you stupid bitch with your flopsy hair!!!!
(chorus)
Dude: Haha bitch, fuck you, I'm the mother-fucking president and you're just a dirty whore!
Hot chick: That's not a nice thing to say.
Dude: I'm just telling it like it is - that bitch IS 'Molly' Malone after all...
Hot chick: Oh, well in THAT case I guess it's okay. Em, wanna go back to my place and, like, watch a movie or something? ;)
Dude: Or something.
Hot chick: What?
Dude: Nothing, yeah let's hangout at yours gorgeous :)!!!!! (score!!! life is good!!)
Alpha male: Hey, did you hear? That 'Molly' Malone chick got creamed in the election.
Omega man: Really? How much did she lose by?
Alpha male: Focking tonnes apparently. She didn't even get into double digits :D She got royally mollied!
Omega man: I thought that term could only be used in reference to table-tennis..
Alpha male: Nah, it's cool; it's totally transferable.
Pythagoras Mc Angleson: That silly gormless bitch. What did she think she was doing going up against the king of win like that? She was always going to lose! That dude exudes charisma like the chief himself!
Omega man: True that. All hail the chief! His reputation shall live on for all times like that of the great and handsome J.F.K. and Che Guevara!!!!
by whiteymcfitey January 4, 2009
Get the molly malone mug.a very used term in the zone of Oakland and the Bay Area. Mallone means a "very eclectic person that can discuss about a lot of arguments with great knowledge of them". Sometimes it's used also as "great expert in basket or rap music"
"You're talking like a mallone Today"
"He's the mallone of college basket here in Oakland"
"Nobody knows better than him about rap music: he's a mallone!"
"He's the mallone of college basket here in Oakland"
"Nobody knows better than him about rap music: he's a mallone!"
by alex23 January 2, 2006
Get the mallone mug.A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.
Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.
Avoid.
Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.
Avoid.
by Colacman May 23, 2010
Get the Melton mug.Maldon... maldon is a shitty little town in the dengie area it’s full of spastics It’s population consists of slaggy girls who are most likely being fingered behind maccers as we speak and the boys other wise known as the “heybridge Spartans” (heybridge being a sub area of maldon.. which is more shit and poor than actual maldon) who consistently call each other “brev” and drink k ciders on a weekend or weekday really there all just a bunch of wrongens wouldn’t be surprised if they fucked there own sisters auntys or mothers
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