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A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.

This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.

For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.

Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?
by broken1244 June 26, 2021
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Los Angeles Lame Duck

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When one attempts to have intercourse without "wood".
the man ran out of viagra so he resulted in a Los Angeles Lame Duck
by Mattahew February 3, 2006
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Los Angeles Fakers

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Fans of the L.A. Lakers. They are only fans when the Lakers are good, similar to band wagoners, except Fakers are not the average Joe. Fakers are made up of celebrities who have court side seats, but usually text all game and have no idea what basketball is; i.e. they think that a full court press is the media outside their divorce hearings. The most famous Faker is Jack Nicholson, while the fakest Faker of all is Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian.
Los Angeles Fakers: "We won!"
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."
by manSTFD May 8, 2011
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Los Angeles Dodgers

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Heartbreak in the form of a baseball team. Seriously, they have great seasons up until June. Then the whole thing goes to hell. Then everyone goes back to what they were doing before they cared about baseball.
How 'bout them Los Angeles Dodgers?

~Dude they suck!

Whaddya mean, they were good like 2 weeks ago. They lead the NL West ffs!

~Tell me about.
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Los Angeles Dodgers

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A baseball team originally from Brooklyn, relocated midcentury to Los Angeles. Also, the arch enemy of the San Francisco Giants.
Man, those friggin dodgers fans always start fights at the game!
by matt October 5, 2003
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shitty basketball team; used to be in San Diego; only 4 playoff berths in about 30 year history of franchise; never resign any good free agents; no playoff berths since '96; they suck ass
by 000 October 20, 2003
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