lock loins

Locking loins.......................Tarzan could tell you about this one; or just ask Jane. Tarzan wore a loin cloth, his main apparell, to cover up his loins. Therefore in order to lock loins, you must have another pair of loins. This is where Jane comes in. Get it? For you chimps out there, it's the same thing as procreating, or having sex.

When my chick and me get back to my pad we're going to get naked and lock loins.

by Corporal Smoothie December 8, 2009

Whatever grinds your loins

Sexual, often used in the same context as "whatever floats your boat". It means whatever turns you on. Means jacking off, or means sex.

"Babe, Whatever grinds your loins.."
Next scene: SEX

by omnomKonrad March 10, 2011

lois griffin

The 40 year old wife of Peter Griffin from Family guy. She is a stay at home who also teaches piano lessons. she is often the target of death of the youngest member of the family Stewie Griffin. She aslo has two more children Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin.

for a 40 year old Lois Griffin has one fine ass body

by d'fo March 28, 2004

leonisa

a savage. an asswipe who can talk your ears off. best cook ever. unable to do math. fun, witty, and stupid.

" u dont know whats 2 + 2? ha, u just pulled a leonisa"

by crackj October 26, 2017

Lionising

The process of successfully installing Apple OS X Lion (10.7) on a PC. Also called Hackintoshing.

Me: Oh hey, how is you Hackintosh going?
Mate: Oh really good thanks.
Me: Have you got past the difficulties of Lionising yet?

by Moosey ;) October 9, 2011

Logisexual

(noun) A person who always thinks about things like compatibility and chemistry when engaging in sexual and/or romantic activities, like dating and having sex.

Person One: "Do you think Carl would date me?"
Person Two: "Nah, you two have nothing in common and he's a logisexual. He only likes people with common interests and personality traits."

by TheSexologist May 6, 2014

lois ann

Lois Ann is an Earth Angel sent from heaven to heal the world one broken soul at a time. She is a true friend and offers unconditional love. She lives to serve and spread love and light.

Wow!'Look how their life has changed for the better they must have had an encounter with a Lois Ann.

by EARTH*ANGEL January 13, 2017