Loggerhead Turtle

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).

"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."

by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015

Loget

A wonderful couple that is defininitly real and totally not my dreams.

seeing Loget makes me happy

by Logetfan7 October 29, 2018

Loggern

A play on the words “modern” and “log cabin” as a contemporary style invented by the famous architect Sedai

Just finished designing loggern number 4

by Fzm April 28, 2021

logger dogger

A sex position where you do doggy style on Splash Mountain at Disney.

Damn Stephanie and Brad did the logger dogger at disney.

by livy g December 6, 2021

Logey bear

My boyfriend don’t touch 😊

I love my logey bear 🐻

by Logey bear March 4, 2022

lobgrenuke

A device in Smash Karts resembling dynamite with a timer intended to be thrown at other players to blow them up. A portmanteau of 'lob', 'grenade' and 'nuke'.

Why does everyone survive all of my lobgrenukes yet I get blown up by them every time?

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse November 3, 2023

turd logger

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.

Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.

by The3nforcer April 14, 2014