Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!
Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
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