John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall

“John lemons is a legend”

by John lemons April 13, 2022

Every Villian Is Lemons

Also known as EVIL, it is the Group in SpongeBob Squarepants that cause, well, evil.

Every Villian Is Lemons is trying to destroy that building over there!

by Ortherner October 15, 2020

lemonsquirt

when a sour puss ejects cum

u know when that bitch last night let go with her fluids? she lemonsquirted all over my goddamntdeted sheets

by beavis2435693459 October 11, 2008

a Lemons worth

When one slices a large lemon into 6 or more pieces and then proceeds to take shots of vodka with each slice.

This is usually done in conjunction w/severe depression due to moving back in with ones parents after college.

"Fuck my life, I need at least a lemons worth tonight. I didn't realize my parents could get more obnoxious than they already were."

by jess and jen January 27, 2010

eating lemons

Hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

"I get the feeling I'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season."
-"What's your record so far?"
"2 for 14...."
-"Yupp, enjoy those lemons!"

by Dangler19 October 6, 2013

When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D

Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?

by a random potato January 28, 2020

cutting lemons

A special sex act in which a male generally pleases a woman; may end up in the tasting lemons in some cases. (this is a working definition as people have different techniques for preforming both the tasting and the cutting)

A man often enjoys cutting lemons, especially when the woman responds or returns the favor.

by J.Bosco November 11, 2008