Layton

To pull or do something everyone will think is dumb. The person that usually does this will eventually feel stupid for doing it.

Charles " Hey David check out that e-mail I just sent you of this swoll guy he is bigger than incredible hulk."

David checks it and says " Dude that is so fake I can't even stop laughing. You just pulled a layton."

Charles " After taking a closer look and realizing the guy has green skin and it's not real I feel so stupid. I can't believe I just Laytoned."

by Darrel Borden April 20, 2008

Layken

A woman receiving oral while taking a dump on the toilet by male or female.

Did I tell you about the time I walked in on a chick giving another chick a layken in the Ross bathrooms.

by S12345 January 6, 2008

Layton Kramer

A small little cunt

He's a Layton Kramer

by Vtdghckgychckfhckvchi hfiyrsi April 19, 2018

kalyn layton

kalyn is awsome!!! THOugh she is strange! lol

by k-t GREeN October 8, 2003

aaliyah layton

A stunning girl who can hold onto a relationship, makes mistakes, but when she loves something/somebody, she loves them more than anything . She can be trusted, but her bestfriend/boyfriend always have to be told🔐

Aaliyah layton will always take care of her responsibilities!

by Aaliyah layton May 14, 2016

kalyn layton

A strange person who is frightened by animals with large ears

Kalyn is scared to go to the zoo because they have elephants there

by Ashli! April 30, 2003

Latent Homotextuality

When two people over seventy, of the same sex, learn to text each other.

My grandmother and her friend Phillis are now sending text messages to each other. I guess they are experiencing latent homotextuality.

by Bucksnarly March 18, 2009