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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019
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scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down
jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
by michael foolsley September 5, 2022
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HARD LAUNCH

it is lauching with a hard dick inside ur girl
by vuyctyiytfu February 14, 2025
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Launch a Toasty

Having a large sometimes loud fart in a heated seat of a car. The heating effect just amplifies the enjoyment for all.
The entire car was happy I was able to launch a toasty. Their hands covered there mouths in awe.
by GrandpaSaurous December 19, 2024
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Jug Launch

A game where people or hahbeebees are tied to a carousel and teams launch piss jugs from a water balloon launcher and try to hit them in the face and dick
I am excited to celebrate the return of the supreme leader I hear theres going to be a round of jug launch
by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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Launch the duck

Refers to taking shit, and letting the duck that’s causing the quacking noises from your ass out...
Whoops! Sorry about that. I guess I need to launch the duck!
by Coupster74 March 26, 2020
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