vagina rocket launcher

the result of lack of sleep and the acess to wikipedia. this occurs when there is nothing else to search for, thus creating the need for something stupid. this phrase is usually the result.

dude... i got a great idea.

what?

vagina rocket launcher!

by seanofdoom2 November 9, 2008

larchmont

A small, rich, white town in Westchester that is about 65% jewish, 20% wasp, 14% catholic, and 1% other. Larchmont is not as preppy as Bronxville, Rye, Scarsdale ext, but is often taken to be. It is also known for being next to the Long Island Sound, and is very pretty. There are very good public schools. About 85% of the dads there are lawyers.

kid #1- Cherrio!
kid #2- Why are you talking in a British accent?
kid #1- I'm from a very pleasant little town called Lochmont.
kid #2- Larchmont's in New York, not England.
kid #1- Don't be ridiculous, you silly little chap! Care for a cup of tea?

by ZaZa October 5, 2005

Granade launcher

Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".

Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."

Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"

by SR707 January 15, 2010

failure to launch

when a relationship stalls in the initial stages and you somehow end up being friends instead

me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.

by penguinopolipitese August 19, 2007

lanching

a play in rugby, similar to a rolling maul, where every forward binds on to the ball carrier creating an unstoppable rush similar to that of an avalanche

Shanahan Rugby is the finest lanching team in Chester County and possibly the United States. Ben Green is to lanching what Bill Gates is to Windows.

by Ben Green June 6, 2007

lanch

to cum on a girl's chest (aka her tits) so it looks like an avalanche

I love to lanch Alex. It's funner than getting a blumpkin

Ben lanched Alex so hard she had to change her shirt.

by asbc November 11, 2010

Larchmont

A pseudo-wealthy community in Westchester county where the people are pushy and rude. They are also terrible drivers and like to complain a lot.

Beep beep! Out of the way, nanny from the Bronx! I live in Larchmont and have to get to temple!

by Definition used to be number 1 December 25, 2008