by Katerina Katana August 2, 2006
Get the Loser laps mug.The definition of lapedis is very loose, it can mean a variety of things. It can be used as an affectionate name for a lover, it can refer to genitalia, or it can be used to replace song lyrics you do not know. It is commonly used in the Northeastern United States. It can mean anything you want it to mean.
Example 1: Come here you sexy lapedis
Example 2: My lapedis is really itchy
Example 3: Lapedis! Lapedis! Lapedis!
Example 4: All these lapedises are pissing me off!
Example 2: My lapedis is really itchy
Example 3: Lapedis! Lapedis! Lapedis!
Example 4: All these lapedises are pissing me off!
by adur14 October 23, 2010
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Get the laprecious mug.noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
Get the Lapstone mug.(from Latin) A fun, but more polite and generally, highly acceptable, way of saying brain fart or cerebral flatulence.
David 1: "Oops, sorry, David I MEANT to say I'll hold the fence panel and you hammer the nail in (not screw it in). I think I just had a brain fart."
David 2 (seeming a bit shocked): "A what???"
David 1: "Cerebral flatulence."
David 2: (looking a little confused): "Eh?"
David 1: "A "lapsus mentis"."
David 2: (still looking a little puzzled but just getting it): "Oh!"
David 2 (seeming a bit shocked): "A what???"
David 1: "Cerebral flatulence."
David 2: (looking a little confused): "Eh?"
David 1: "A "lapsus mentis"."
David 2: (still looking a little puzzled but just getting it): "Oh!"
by LangFill May 18, 2017
Get the lapsus mentis mug.When one is in their car driving around the same block or up and down the same street to impress someone in their hotted up car (mainly the ladies)
by Mannydaman May 28, 2006
Get the happy laps mug.1. A lesbian
2. A person who loves to perform oral sex on women and is constantly on the prowl for opportunities.
2. A person who loves to perform oral sex on women and is constantly on the prowl for opportunities.
So, have you heard? Apparently Josephine is a snatch lapper?
Wow, that guy, Josh, I met last night. What an animal in the sack. He's a really talented snatch lapper.
Man, that guy, Pete, he's a serial snatch lapper. He went down on that pig, Julie at the party last night, right on the damn couch in front of everyone.
Wow, that guy, Josh, I met last night. What an animal in the sack. He's a really talented snatch lapper.
Man, that guy, Pete, he's a serial snatch lapper. He went down on that pig, Julie at the party last night, right on the damn couch in front of everyone.
by CA-35 August 30, 2009
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