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Landon

The all around perfect guy. He likes to hang with his friends, play video games, and play Baseball. His dirty blond hair is so soft and precious. His hazel green eyes are easy to get lost to. He also has a big DICK
Person 1: Did you see how cute Landon was?
Person 2: Yes His Hazel eyes are so cute!!!!
by RedGuyKills February 14, 2018
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Clown
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Landon is a living clown.
by Shrekdonkey96 November 18, 2019
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Landon

He is the most sweetest guy, steals your heart, but treats you like you have never been treated before, knows how to make your knees weak, and your legs quiver. Defintely handsome, with a strong jaw, and broad shoulders, knows how to treat a lady!! Makes you fall deeply in love with him. Very polite, great manners, and very sweet, His gaze will make you melt.
by lovergirllove February 4, 2010
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Landon

Landon is a boy who loves xxxtentacion and has an obsession for soccer. He is romantic and he is so cute. Landon is a person who can relate to a lot of things and can draw really good. Landon is not like other guys with his shining smile and adorable laugh. Landon has many friends and looks out for all of them.
Landon, you are the best.
Landon is the cutest thing ever.

(Sorry if this doesn’t apply to other Landon’s, my boy friends name is Landon so I thought I would make this for him)
by YeEtuS 🤠 April 24, 2019
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Landon Style

The act of continuously leading on someone of who you know is interested in dating you, but you really don't like (for this definition that person will be referred to as the victim). Typically, the person practicing Landon Style, or Landoneer, will keep the victim interested by toying with their emotions and occasionally dropping a hint or making a move suggesting that they're interested in a relationship with them.
Tom has been using Landon Style on Taylor lately to get to go bowling.
by Gotcha Landon March 28, 2011
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Landon Flatley

A person who doesn't have any friends, is the spawn of Satan, and has AIDS. Also tries to follow in his father's, Hitler's, footsteps by killing millions of Jews.
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018
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Landon Lungs

"Yo dawg, look at this nigga, he got some landon lungs on him". Translation: "This guy is one pussy ass nigga bitch."
by cuzzo222 November 16, 2018
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