lemon

the worlds sexyest fruit

John: Daymn that lemons got the booty

by notsquirrel December 22, 2013

lemon

A type of fruit. Usualy found in perticular drinks. Sour.

Guy#1: Dude look what i found a lemon!
Guy#2: ...
Guy#1: ...
Guy#2: ......You gona eat that or what?

by -nicotine- March 10, 2005

lemon

Bland, cookie cutter, porno stories. Get to be really tasteless.

Lemon stories are nothing like real lemons (the fruit), because real lemons actually have a constantly intense and nice, sour flavor.

by The Hitokiri-Battousai December 4, 2003

Lemon

from gucci manes lemonade song referring to an ugly girl on the low alot of times ugly girls think its something good lol

she's a LEMON

by Thates2002 August 24, 2010

Lemon

when you are to high to do anything at all. ( walk, drive, eat,talk,ect.)

Mike:dude Jon is lemon
Paul: haha yeah dude just leave him lets go to taco bell.

by ashdfciohdsuf June 2, 2011

Lemon

Code word for Lorazapam; an anti-anxiety prescription drug.

Work was so stressful today I had to take a lemon to keep from having a panic attack.

by Kaitya June 15, 2012

Lemon

A fruit mainly used as an instrument. Also used in One Direction.

"Did you hear that lemon?"
"That was my wife"

by Randomizle January 9, 2015