CJ

A man who is very nice and handsome, yet poops all over your chimney. He enjoys sports such as swimming, baseball, and soccer, but somehow manages to poop on everybody (even the coach) no matter how far away he is.

"Hey, did you see that caterpillar"
" I am the caterpillar"
"Let's go play tennis"
"Of course CJ"

by Randomizle January 10, 2015

Lemon

A fruit mainly used as an instrument. Also used in One Direction.

"Did you hear that lemon?"
"That was my wife"

by Randomizle January 10, 2015