Landon Paul Jones

A Mexican with really small ears.

"Hey Mom, who is that Mexican with the 2-inch ears." "Little Timmy, that's Landon Paul Jones"

by Young Fetus August 23, 2020

landin

Not smart dumb and stupid. The only guy in your class that will do anything you want them to.

Carter- Landin go pants Noah down there.
Landin- I got you.

*pantsed noah*

by Landonpromitski45637 April 20, 2022

Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise

Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"

by Thaddious October 19, 2020

Jingles Landing

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.

The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.

by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021

Blue For Landon

This is for the youtube star Landon Clifford who passed away on August 19th 2020. He was of the channel Cam and Fam

Hey did you order something blue for Landon?

by LIZZII013003 September 5, 2020

Landini

The alpha male. Can be used as a complement towards a man. It means that you are a great specimen of a human being

That kid is the opposite of a jackass, he is a major Landini

by Wordiezzzzz May 3, 2006

Landon

Landon means long Hill

Person 1: hey long hill
Landon: my name isn't long hill

by MeFingerless August 14, 2021