Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

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kunt

a person who says something and does exactly the opposite

Thngboi said he hates ngari but I caught him buying half a kilo from ene Thaballei. He is such a kunt.

by soy diablo November 12, 2023

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Mackhard Kunts

People who go to a barber who gives fagboy haircuts. Limp dicked low education tools who think that because they massively overpaid for a shittastic hair appointment all to look like a total douches that somehow they are cool.

Keymonny: Yo nigrums, look at that those koala fags tryna do pullups at the playground. Damn mass monsters!

Hulse puss: Brah, those are some o dem Mackhard Kunts. Total faggots who get those ratty ass cuts from those asshats at that shithole called mackhard.

by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022

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