Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.

My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Bung Knot

The anal sphincter.

Rachel has the sweetest bung knot. I love to tounge punch it.

My bung knot is really itchy. I think I need to re-wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

Pot knot

The knot you get in your throat after smoking too much pot. A pot knot will often make you cough until you burp.

That pot knot had me choked up.
(Passing the joint) Nah man, I’m good. I got that pot knot.

by Dumblikeme January 21, 2023

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

Foxtons Knot

An excessively large knot on a tie. Typically sported by the recently-graduated, commission-hungry employees of a London-based chain of Estate Agents.

"Look at the Foxtons Knot on the guy in the racing green Mini"

by Pottsy February 17, 2005

Clag knot

Feces which dries and hardens on the hair surrounding the anus. This sometimes forms dreadlock-like clusters which in servere cases can interfere with normal bowel action.

"Your Majesty, the Royal Physician has brought warm water and unguents to soften Your Majesties clag knots" Extract from the "Life of the Prince of Wales"

by Tonybeak October 1, 2005

balloon knot

a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon

" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"

by glass bottom boat captain March 22, 2009