knitties

titties that hang down to a woman's knees, usually seen on the elderly.

She used have have a huge rack, but now all she's got is some knitties.

by gingebaron July 16, 2009

knit-knit

Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.

Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Knittle

When you buy a race car and don't ever race it.

Don't sell that car to Dave, he will Knittle it

by QN21 June 15, 2018

knitting

Getting shagged ! Getting laid...

I did some knitting last night !

by Brinky November 15, 2005

Knitting

When two old people over the age of 70 have sex

mom are grampa and grandma knitting?

by AlphamaleBeastt January 23, 2019

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

by giovany August 7, 2006

knit

code word for masturbation

Warren knits ALOT but he'll never admit to it.

Cathy: I knit a whole damn blanket last night.
Sam: HA I so beat you, I knit a blanket and a pillow case!
Cathy: DAMN... you win!!!

by ~sami~ <3 September 26, 2007